What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?