Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why are books always so angry?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?