What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What type of birds stay together forever?