Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How does a cow do math?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What animal has more lives than a cat?