What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Families are like fudge.

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do naked fish play with?