What's the difference between soccer and football?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's a priest's favorite food?

How does a cow do math?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?