What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What vegetables make the best music?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?