How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where does breakfast live?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix�
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Do dads always snore?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't the McNuggetsÂŽ cross the road?
What do you call an arctic cow?
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