Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What words make the best athletes?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What bee is good for your health?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Where do you take sick ponies?