How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
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What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
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