How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What country has the most fish?
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