How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
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What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
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