Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?