Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?