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What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's the most determined bird?

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What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

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What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?