What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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