What's a dog's favorite city?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?