What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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