What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do mice do when they're at home?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?