Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?