What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do polar bears vote?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?