What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which president loved to take baths?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Where does cheese invest its money?
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