What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
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