What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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