Which president loved to take baths?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?