What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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