What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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