What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?