What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does the sun drink out of?
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