What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?