What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Which president loved to take baths?

What tree has the most bark?

What animals make the best students?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call an animal pop star?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?