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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

How can you farm during the winter?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?