Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the confused bee say?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?