Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why was the fish so smart?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.