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Why are boxers good comedians?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?