What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why is summer always sad?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's a forklift?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?