What do stars celebrate in December?

Where do termites go camping?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where do surfers go to school?

How does a cow do math?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?