What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?