How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
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