Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?