Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What food is a man's best friend?