How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why is winter considered holy?
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