Why are all priests fit?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What was the first animal in space?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?