What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the definition of Robin?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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