What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
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What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
When do astronauts eat?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
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