How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

I'm not a bad putter.

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why do hogs play so much football?