I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?