What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
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