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Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which bug is related to you?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

When do astronauts eat?