Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why was the mime upset?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How do you wash a lamb?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?