Why is heaven always so tidy?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?