Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's the most masculine animal?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?