What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why do cats give such great massages?