My leaf blower doesn't work.

How did the toad die?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are winter days great?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?