Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?