Which tree can't stop crying?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What stories are told by basketball players?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?