What goes up when the rain comes down?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What sport do horses love to play?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What table can you never sit at?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do you take sick ponies?