Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

I broke my finger!

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?