Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why was the cow afraid?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do fleas travel?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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