Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the friendliest national park?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?