What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's E.T. short for?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you say if you meet a toad?