Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?