Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What's the friendliest pen?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?