Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
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