Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which state has the best streets?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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