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What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?