What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why are books always so angry?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

How do you get kids to do something?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why are grandkids so great?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?