Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How do you massage a chicken wing?