Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did summer say to spring?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What bird is losing its hair?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?