How can you farm during the winter?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?