What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?