Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?