On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What was the first animal in space?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are stones so good at music?