What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How does a sidewalk address a question?