What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?