What do Scottish toads play?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What part of a fish weighs the most?