OK, that's enough fish puns.

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What color are all the books in the library?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?