What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do cows always add to their salad?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?