Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Guitarists are so stressed out.