← Back to Puns
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Puns

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Because they're scared of stakeouts!

More Puns Jokes

Trending Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Holiday

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

You Might Also Like

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Animals

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Discover More Jokes

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Family

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Outdoors

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Food & Drinks

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Education

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!