What did one plate say to the other?

How are mountains able to see?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do football players make great fishermen?