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What do you call a Russian flea?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?