What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you organize a space party?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?