Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What is a cow's dream job?