Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What is blue and not heavy?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?