What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do some people love eating snails?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?