Do dads always snore?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

I broke my finger!

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the pen say to the pencil?