What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Do dads always snore?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
I broke my finger!
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
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