What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?