What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What event do spiders love to attend?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?