What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What vegetables make the best music?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?