Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a father's favorite flower?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why was the bud so shy?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?