How are teens like cats?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?