Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?