Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Can February March?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
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