What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
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