How do snowmen get information?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do pigs tell jokes?