Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?