Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

The museum curator needed a break.