My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why was the spider so smart?