What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did autumn say to summer?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a forklift?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?