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What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why is the beach so confident?