What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's the politest month?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?