What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the math book sad?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?