Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What happened when Aladdinâ˘ď¸ missed his flight?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where does the Little Mermaidâ˘ď¸ dream to go on vacation?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
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