Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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