What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which animal will never go bald?