Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
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