Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
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