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Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the politest month?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?