What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?