What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?