Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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