How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Where do polar bears vote?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are skunks always so depressed?