Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
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