What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How do you make a bandstand?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?