Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What animal floats best?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
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