Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most masculine animal?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?