Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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