What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
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