Which animal is the most religious?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?