What do you call lending money to a bison?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How many insurance policies do cats need?