Why didn't the melons get married?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?