Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What makes music in your hair?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
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