Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do all the planets get along?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
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