Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What is the opposite of coffee?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you get straight A's?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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