What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What was the first animal in space?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?