Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
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