What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?