What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?