What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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