What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a forklift?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
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