What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the paper say to the pencil?