What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is the color of the wind?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Where do mice leave their boats?