What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do pigs do over the summer?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?