Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How do you make a cow float?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?