What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How was the wedding?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
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