What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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