What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
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