What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?