Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?