What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's a forklift?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Which superhero is best at baseball?