What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do bees chew?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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