Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What bee is good for your health?