What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?