What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?