How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?