What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What are the strongest days of the week?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why don't wolves like fast food?