Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did March say to the madness?