What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why do golfers hate cake?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?