What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?