Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How was the wedding?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?