What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What country has the most fish?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Bears love exotic cars.