Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Which fly makes films?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?